another way men are weird (disgusting)
okay, so laura was on the subway and this guy was creepily hitting on her. then, he started to have some fight with the conductor guy (do they call them conductors on subways? anyway….) and he shouted “If we was back in the PENITENTIARY, I’d fuck yo ass!” (Laura and I both enjoyed that he called it the “penitentiary” for some reason. i think it brings an element of class to an otherwise drab and tasteless sentence).
so picture yourself in a screaming brawl with some chick ladies. would you ever find yourself so pissed off that you would shout something like, “If we was in the PENITENTIARY right now, I would lick yo pussy!”
No, because that’s not how we operate. The weiner is not a sword gentleman. Use it for good, not evil. If you guys could learn just this one lesson, then maybe we’d finally be getting somewhere…
