I Don’t Want a Stupid Title

i haven’t blogged in a while because i haven’t had anything to say in particular.  so here’s a quick rant:

1) i hate you man who fell in front of my train thursday and made me late for work.  we should have hit you.

2) damn me for getting drunk on the train Friday night so that I lost my metro card.  am i made of money???

3) thanks to Sarah for leaving that half bag of Munchos.  They are made from dehydrated potatoes, but damn they’re tasty

4) thank you television.  you’re doing a stand up job.

5) fuck you girl who paid in quarters for her train ticket at the machine wednesday morning and made me late for work

6) man, i need to stop being late for work

7) Gus and Fawn look adorable in their new outfits.  Gus looks so handsome in his new green polo shirt.  Sure, he’s fat.  He’s comfortable with his body enough to know, sometimes, more is more.

i’m glad the new season of Project Runway and The Biggest Loser is shaping up so well.  Also, the Bad Girl’s Club is pretty awesome.  I guess I already gave a shout out to television, but whatever.  this is my Blog damnit and i can do what i want.

9) i was trying to go for ten things here, but i have no more ideas.

10) hallelujah beer!