I Don’t Want a Stupid Title

i would like to officially set the barrier.  a benchmark, if you will, as to what shade of skin crisp one should not try and surpass.  It actually happens a lot sooner than many of you would think.  Jersey girls, I’m talking to you.  

Also, if you can manage it, try and be less booby than the above.  And if you insist on being booby, be booby within the friendly constraints of a bra.  This is a family planet.