I Don’t Want a Stupid Title

ok, some of you may remember my last million dollar idea.  i had it (with Maureen) in 1998.  we thought we could be sitting atop a gold mine if we could mass produce plain t-shirts with really obnoxious slogans on them.  like “Dump Him” or “Drama Queen.”  then, of course, as we did not act, the annoying t-shirt thing exploded a couple of years later.

so, who is with me on this new endeavor?  i don’t want to miss the boat twice!

here it is:  cheetos minus the annoying orange dust.  our slogan would be “no dust, no muss!” 

anyone have a minor in chemistry or something?  any tips or ideas on how we can make this MONEY IN THE BANK?

Is the guy I get my assignments from.  The only guy.  Yet, every time I bring back a completed assignment sheet, he asks, “Oh, did you need another one?” 

What does he think I do here?  Does he think they have me cleaning toilets on the side?  Like, when they hired me for the whole document review thing, they were all “I see on your resume you know your way around a bottle of Windex.  I wish more of our attorneys weren’t afraid to get their hands dirty…”  They hand me some rubber gloves, “You can start by cleaning out the fridge, and when you’re done with that, I think we’d like you to take a look at that privilege log.  Yep, I think this is going to work out fine.  Just fine.”