oh conor
some of you may remember me as a Hanson fan. I admit, i was once. When I was still a girl and didn’t know the TRUE meaning of obsessive band love. Now, as a MATURE (pronounce that as would Bill and Claire Huxtable) woman, I know what REAL obsession is….
Conor, I vow you this: I solemnly promise to love, treasure, and stalk you - to the extent that, if i ever actually met you, I’d really annoy and creep you out - until the day I die.
Sigh.
I really, truly live a rich and fulfilling fantasy life.
And for this I am grateful.
No, wait, bitter. Ahh yes, that’s it…
