I Don’t Want a Stupid Title

so it has been a while. I am without Internet and I blog via iPhone. If I were a legume I would be a peanut. I like counting crows “when I look at the television I wanna see me staring right back at me.” getting soaked by rain is only fun if planned and you have a backup sweater waiting at your destination. People want to book mo ray and the goobers! Why!?

are strange beasts. If you have a flat tire, lliterally anywhere, you can expect at least two to show up, vying over who gets to change it, totally out of the goodness of their hearts, and irrespecive of how long it’s been since you showered or slept last. Any other time they revert to total pervert, see how drunk we can get her and hope she passes out, mode. I can’t say I understand.

with a very rare form of tourettes, which makes me blurt out way over-quoted, Tom Hanks movie lines in frequent intervals and at inappropriate occasions.  the side effects of this debilitating disease, is mostly just the extreme loss of friends associated with it.  Houston, we have a problem!   

should be called very bad people.

a very bad thing would be drinking your vodka cranberry before you gave it a stir and the vodka is still sitting right there on top. not impaling a hooker and hacking her body up and burying her in the las vegas desert.

subtle nuance i guess. muaureen LOVES this movie.  seriously, maureen loves super violent, pointless, unfunny movies.  that and “celine and judy go boating.” like a mentos commerical that went sour. 

This is from Bed of Roses by Bon Jovi, a kick ass song, but come on Jon, what were you thinking?

“With an ironclad fist I wake up and French kiss the morning…”

Which part is dumber, ’cause Maureen says the “ironclad fist” part, because what does that even mean, but I think the “French kiss the morning,” part, because, COME ON!

thoughts?