I Don’t Want a Stupid Title

Maureen and I are planning a LIVE performance, showcasing our NEW CONCEPT ALBUM!

We will have a “film crew” taping it for our up and coming SKETCH COMEDY duo-ship.

Such CLASSIC hits as:
- John Jonathan, My Rockstar Boyfriend!
- Fictitious Boyfriend
- I Got A Boyfriend With A Drinkin’ Problem
- Secret Boyfriend
- XOLBF
- Abusive Boyfriend (Broke My Jaw)
- Boy, Friend; I’d Like to Make Out with You
- Ugly Boyfriend, You’ve Got a Great Personality (But I’m still Lookin’)
- Temp Boyfriend (Fax Over Your Timecard/Fax Over Your Heart)
- Possibly Gay Boyfriend, Why Did You Hit on That DJ?
- Stoner Boyfriend, I’d Break Up with You If I thought You’d Notice
- Ew to You, My Smelly Boyfriend!
- Guitar Hero Boyfriend (It’s My Turn Now)
- Hairy, Hairy Boyfriend (You’re So Gross)
- You’re A Boy, and You’re My Friend, so..
- My BFF Hates My BF! OMG!
- Father Figure Boyfriend (also known as “The Creepy Song.”)
- Sober Boyfriend, You’re No Fun

These hits, and MANY MANY MORE!

Tickets, $25, get them while seats are still available. We currently have three very PRIME spaces available on my couch and in the black chair thing I got at Bed Bath and Beyond, that I sit in sometimes. That ticket, is $30. Get it while it’s HOT!

* Currently taking suggestions on other hits you’d like us to make up and perform.

See you there 7/30/07! Doors open at 8 am! It’s an all day music EVENT!

my TA in some stupid class i was forced to take senior year in college said your body starts to fall apart at 25 and I didn’t believe him.  at the time i was a strapping 20 year old.  what did i know.

my right knee popped out again. at least it isn’t as bad as the last time, in which point i was hobbling around for a week, forced to wear one high heel shoe just to balance out the fact that my right leg hung about three inches off the ground since i could not straighten it.

now, i can pretty much get my heal on the ground.  i just can’t walk right.  i know it will pop back in eventually, but until then, i hobble like i’m 70.

anyone have a mallet or something and you wanna go Tonya Harding on me?  i don’t have the balls to do it myself.