change trays
all my car has is one of those little four-slot deals.
which got me to wondering. it is my theory that there are some people in the automotive industry who don’t believe in the wisdom behind the change tray, and they put those little four-slotters in cars as a personal affront to those of us who still believe in the dream: the dream of having a convenient place to store our meter money and extra change from going through the drive thru, without having to scramble around our center consoles, which we also keep pens and business cards people give us but we don’t know what else to do with them, when the lady at the pay station in the parking lot is none-too-patiently waiting for her dollar in pennies so she can let us out and we can get back to work, because how long do you think our lunch breaks are anyway?
i hate you coin slot. you are a mockery of everything in this world that is good and right.
