2 years ago my roommate (former) switched my toilet paper roll thing with this special scented one, that doesn’t fit. and she did something with it, threw it away or something, and i’ve been pissed off ever since each and every time it falls because the damn thing is too fucking small.
well spent aggresion and frustration, no?
Hark the Herald Angels Sing,
Behold our saviors ding-a-ling.
No greater miracle than his erection,
Puts to shame the resurrection.
Have you seen what’s between his thighs?
It’s like an elephant’s but twice the size.
Hangs below his knees and swings!
Glory to his ding-a-ling!
Everyone who reads this, if you’re really my friend, take it to an elementary school and sing it to ten kids each. That’s all I ask of you! It’ll spread like wild fire I’m sure.
Come on guys! The way things are looking, this could be my one true shot at greatness! What do you say, boy? Will you do it for me? Ride the bus to school just for a week. Do it for your old sister! Remember all the times I took you for ice cream or let you watch stupid cartoons -
It’s time we retire that stupid Jingle Bells Batman-Smells foolishness. This is 2007; whatdya say team???
