I Don’t Want a Stupid Title

I just told the biggest lie I’ve told since I don’t know when:

I was at the library trying to get a library card, and you have to fill out a form with your address and show your ID.  The guy is like, your addresses don’t match, so you have to bring something like an electric bill that proves you live at that address.  So what did I do?

I told him my parents live at the address on my license and they could still contact me there!  BIG LIE!  It’s my address from when I got my license renewed or something like FOUR years ago!  They can’t reach me there!  HA!

So this is what the fast lane’s like, eh?  Sweeet.