the perfect wedding gift
When i went to Maureen’s wedding registry at bed bath and beyond, i wasn’t really sure what to get her. Then I saw it: the steel plunger set. Unbelievably, no one had snatched it up yet, so I immediately charged it to my VISA and included the personalized message “Dear Maureen & Keith; To big things in your futures, and to even bigger things in your toilet. Love, Rachel.”
And that’s the moment I knew: You couldn’t ask for a better friend than me.
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