I Don’t Want a Stupid Title

I hate my pants that go to great lengths to hide the fact that there’s a button holding them up.  you know, those pants with the flap that wraps around the side and closes with a clasp, though inevitably there’s another hidden button inside you have to do up first?  I’m sick of struggling to put my pants on.  Am I the only person in the world who feels this way?  What’s so offensive about a visible button on pants?  Do boys’ pants do this?  It’s really stupid!