why health insurance is for pussies
health insurance is for people who don’t know how to suck it up.
my health insurance (currenly paid for by my parents) will run out when I turn 26. Am I going to be a pussy and sign up again under my own buck? Heck no! And not because I have no money, honestly…
Think about it, you don’t really need health insurance:
1) If you get sick you can just wait for it to pass.
2) If you get really sick, you can try one of those free clinics.
3) If you get deathly sick, you can always put a jar with your picture on it at your local 7-11.
4) If you break your arm or something, you can just SUCK IT UP. After all, sometimes these things heal on their own. If not, not to worry, the tissue will eventually die and fall off.
See? I hope a lot of you pussies are now second guessing yourselves about whether or not you should feed into all the typical propaganda (started by the health industry…they are trying to turn a profit after all. No coincidence there…wise up people!)
